How NOT To Make A Prize-Winning Quilt Book AS-HTM

Ami tells ALL in her tongue-in-cheek guide to quilting disasters. You won't feel intimidated by "perfect" quilts any more---not after you see how Ami started out. Ami confesses to having made every mistake you can think of and then some, proving there's hope for everyone. This book is anti-intimidation for quilters, guaranteed to lift your spirits. If you loved the lecture, you'll love the book! (48 pages/plenty of disgusting photos, some in color, (c)1994)
Please note. In the back of the book, on page 45, there is a paragraph stating that if you send a large self-addressed stamped envelope, you get a present. Please don't send the SASE. I'll include the free gift with the book....yes, even after 21 years. Really.
Chapters include:
·Don't Worry, It'll Quilt Out
·If Nothing Falls Off You're Doing OK
·If It Doesn't Fit, Pull On It Or Cut It Off
·Don't Mark Quilting Lines With Food
·When Bad Binding Happens To Good People
·If You Can't Applique, Paint
·People With Big Chests Shouldn't Quilt In Small Cars
·If You Want Warmth, Buy An Electric Blanket
·Don't Add Seam Allowance More Than Once
·Only Sissies Machine Quilt
·After 53 Quilts You Can Still Make A Dog